87. The Exorcist (#126)

Greetings, my dear parishioners and horror enthusiasts. It is with a somewhat conflicted heart that I address you today regarding The Rotten Horror Picture Show’s latest endeavor. You see, they have embarked upon a coverage of the revered classic, The Exorcist, directed by William Friedkin. And, well, allow me to express a certain ambivalence.

Now, dear friends, it’s not the demonic forces that trouble me. No, it’s not a matter of fear. My devotion to the divine grants me the strength to face such entities. But, well, I must admit, it’s the prospect of dealing with, how shall I say it, the messier aspects of the ritual.

The Exorcist, as you’re aware, is notorious for its, um, unsettling scenes involving, ahem, bodily fluids. As a priest, I am, of course, accustomed to performing holy rites and ceremonies. However, the thought of confronting such visceral challenges and potentially sullying my modest attire in the process gives me pause.

Clay and Amanda, the hosts of this podcast, are undoubtedly erudite in their approach to horror analysis. I have listened to their discussions before and appreciate their insights. But, let us say, the thought of them dissecting the scenes involving, well, various forms of expulsions, fills me with a curious mixture of trepidation and amusement.

Yet, my fellow faithful and horror aficionados, do not let my hesitance deter you. The Rotten Horror Picture Show promises a comprehensive exploration of The Exorcist’s thematic depth, Friedkin’s deft direction, and the impact of this film upon the horror genre. If you, unlike this humble priest, do not mind a bit of, shall we say, messiness, I implore you to partake in this episode. May it both enlighten and entertain, and may you have a stronger stomach than your apprehensive clergyman.

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